osage1 asked: how old r u
*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit